Best Wedding Gifts for the Bride and Groom to Give Each Other
Posted on June 15, 2015
Weddings are a wonderful journey through the endless bliss of being in love, so what better way to tell your bride or groom how much you love them than through the perfect gift at the perfect time.
As you prepare to walk down the aisle and take your vows a sneaky maid of honor, and a stealthy best man will approach your chambers with a special gift from your fiancee just moments before you are connected forever as man and wife.
But with all of the details of the wedding to plan, you may not know what to get your sweetie. Here are the best wedding gifts a bride and groom can give each other.
Always remember, you can’t spell “heart” without “art.” So maybe you can’t afford a Picasso, a Basquiat, or a Wilfredo Lam for your lovely bride or groom. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a great wedding and include for them a special gift that comes from your heart. Buy as big as you can afford and from a recognized artist, and you will have a visually stunning piece that is singular and collectible and will continue to accrue value as your marriage continues.
Will your spouse be surprised or dismayed when you show them the one year gym membership you bought them? That’s not really our place to say, but just know that increased exercise is directly correlated to sexual activity, especially more of it. And if you want to be able to keep up with your first year of wedded bliss, this is how you optimize that experience for maximum resonance.
Complete Set of Professional Chef’s Knives
Cooking isn’t just a daily chore, it’s a way of life. If your sweetie is addicted to cooking competition shows, taking pictures of every little food they eat, going to all the best restaurants, and knows their chefs by name, they’re a foodie. And a great set of chef’s knives will actually last a lifetime, just like your beautiful marriage. So go ahead and spend, you can’t take with it you, but it will make your life so much more rewarding while you’re here.
Diamonds. Girls love them. If your girl doesn’t like diamonds then try gold, silver, platinum or titanium and match it with a precious stone like a ruby, emerald, amethyst, or aquamarine.
Rolex. Guys love them. From the precision gears that wind and tick, to all their shiny gold and diamonds, a top of the line watch is a show piece that shows everybody how serious the wearer is about their work and life.
Dream Vacation Exactly One Year After Your Honeymoon
Nothing says “I love you” like a dream vacation with your favorite person on Earth. Whether you go to Maui, Hawaii, or Marco Island, Florida, you both deserve to treat yourself to an ecstatic splurge of passion exactly one year from the date of your honeymoon. It will stoke the momentum of your amazing partnership and fire you up for a lifetime of fun and adventure.
Whether she wants a candy red convertible to cruise alongside the beach, or he wants a race ready performance tuned automobile with which to hit the streets, a great car will get everyone on their way to success.
Sure she looks good now, but how will she look in 25 years. These are the questions you’ll have to ask yourself, and your happy bride, if you plan to live happily ever after. No point in beating around the bush. If she needs or wants a little lipo, a tummy tuck, breast implants, some Botox, or a face lift, go ahead and get it for her. And if you’re a woman dealing with a man who may be in need of a chin implant, prosthetic biceps, or calve implants, make him look like the superman he feels like on the inside and get him some plastic surgery.
It seems like every few months there’s a newer, better, stronger, faster mobile electronic communications device that’s cooler than the one you have already. That’s because there is! So, since you want a new smart phone, you need a new smart phone, and you’ve got to have a new smartphone, then: It’s time for a new smartphone. You can get a matching pair and a plan to fit both your needs for all that lovey dovey newlywed texting you’re about to be doing.
Why? Because they’re cool, and everybody loves gadgets. Plus you can make aerial movies of eachother making out on golden sands as you swim in an endless sea of love for all eternity.